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Eating A Sandwich By The Rhine.

I don’t know how many of you have visited the river Rhine, but it is a beautiful, serene and calm river famous across the world.

It’s a huge tourism spot in Germany.

Nearly ten years back, my dad had visited that place and sitting very near to the river he had a sandwich, which he still reminisces about.

Often the words come out from him-“There is no place to have a quieter morning breakfast than the Rhine.  You can see the boats going by, people walking across the bridge and most importantly various birds flying across the sky.”

When I asked him what sandwich it was? He replied-“Who cares? I was lost watching the scenic beauty of Rhine.”

Felt like he was back in old times when everything was good.

Adios!

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Human Smurfs.

In Lauchringen, a town in Germany, many people dressed as Smurfs had gathered in numbers estimated to be above 2500, day before yesterday.

This was done in a try to break the Guinness Book World Record of Highest Gathering of People dressed as Smurfs and the attempt seemed successful.

They dressed as Smurfs in blue dresses and paints. They all had worn the white Smurf hat. Few had worn the red Smurf hat.

Smurf being a highly popular cartoon has popularity all over the world.

Many years back, in the beautiful city of Bangalore, I had once met a human being dressed in a huge Smurf costume at a big toy store and had shook hands with him. It was an experience of a lifetime and on seeing this news that people dressed as Smurfs had gathered in Germany, it made me want to share with you all.

Happy Smurfing!

Adios!

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Grow Old Before Time.

Growing old before time isn’t a phenomenon, isn’t a hypothesis, isn’t a trick to make or break.

Its ground reality.

People grow old at some point or the other. Generally it starts taking place after the age of forty but now people as young as twenty years of age often fall to the disease of growing old before time. The disease is mental, semi-physical and highly technological.

The integration of technologies in our lives has completely changed the philosophy that a person starts getting old only after a certain period of time.

Growing old is a nasty business. But youngsters nowadays are full of laziness, mental diseases and unhealthy attitude which often leads their body to develop old age attributes much before the real time. Some even enjoy growing old.

Watching television continuously was a feature which prevailed amongst young boys and girls in the previous decade. Now mobile apps to spend the time, food to keep the system running and sleep to sleep is the new motto. Such people look like man made robots.

So, naturally a man of thirty years of age would show high symptoms of being an oldie before he can be a Goldie.

So, be young at heart, young at mind, dance, exercise, walk daily, drinks loads of water and be happy to keep yourself fit, happy, jovial and grooving.

With God’s grace you wouldn’t grow old before time.

Adios!

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A Team Of Orange Uniform Wearing Cricket Players.

As it was Sunday, it was cricket day in my locality and many teams were playing cricket at the stadium near my house. In the afternoon, a whole group of boys wearing orange uniform came on the field. They were a new group of players and nobody bothered about them.

They gathered on the pitch, formed a group hug and for nearly thirty minutes were in deep discussion about how they proceed with their game, when few pitch care takers came and shooed them off the pitch.

They couldn’t play cricket but instead catch-catch with the ball for ten minutes and then they left the field on their bikes.

Their whole paraphernalia of wearing an orange uniform and coming all suited up simply got wasted as they had to vacate the pitch.

On the other hand they did a good by leaving the field because after half an hour or so, the caretakers of the pitch began watering it and nearly everybody playing somewhere here or there in the stadium, had to leave and go out.

The caretakers had a point. Sunday afternoons are for lunch and taking rest. Not for playing cricket while Sun is glaring over your head.

Adios!

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The Funny Chief Guest.


A chief guest was invited for the annual function. The whole school was in preparatory mode as the annual function was approaching.

The chief guest was an ex-champion batsman and the teachers who were once upon a time his huge fans were determined to make their best presentations and the dresses that they would put on for the day would be the best of what they had in their wardrobes. If the best was absent from their wardrobes, then they were going to buy a new dress soon.

Annual days are a like a true dream, at a time they seem at a distant far away distance but within few batting of eyelids they are right in front of you.

When that day finally arrived, everybody were in tip top condition. They could have gone to the Oscar’s or the Nobel Prize ceremony in the clothes that they were wearing. Such was the zeal with which they had prepared and dressed themselves.

The stage had been beautifully decorated and all were ready thirty minutes before the chief guest was supposed to arrive.

He finally arrived. But before him, his bodyguards came out of the car looking hunked up like a three-four storied buildings and did a round check-up of each and everything. When he finally stepped out of the car, it was a comical, funny and an unbelievable sight.

Once, who had been a hero, was now a nearly bald man with a paunch and a timid expression.

He came forward and the school principal went to welcome him. He garlanded him and with folded hands asked him to enter the school.

The function was about to begin, so all the dignitaries took their seats and the annual function began.

After two dance performances got over, the chief guest was asked to say a few words to all by the speaker.

He went to the microphone and before he could speak, he started giggling. At first everyone thought that it might had been some sort of cough or maybe he may have remembered something funny. But then he gave a snort sort of giggle and again he giggled and did it one more time.

This time the children standing in the front row burst out laughing seeing his giggles.

He took hold of the microphone and the efforts he spent in trying to hide his giggles were very visible. His face had become magenta coloured.

At last he said-“I am sorry. I can’t control myself. Whenever I see a huge audience before me, I become nervous. It’s actually the fear of students which grips me.”

Everybody looked onto him as if he was from some another planet.

On seeing their faces, he said-“Don’t look at me like that. I too was once upon a time a schoolboy as you all are. What goes through everyone’s mind I know that very well. Even in my life as a cricketer, I seldom spoke. Once, a chief guest had visited my school and he had slurred so much that I had thrown a minutely small stone on the stage for which I was nearly rusticated.So the memory of that chief guest often haunts me.”

Then suddenly he started laughing and everyone thought that he was off his rockers.

But he responded by saying-“I am your Chief Guest for the day. So whatever I need and have to say, i I will say. Please listen to it with concentration.”

He spoke in a rapid manner, said a few things about life, studies, asked the students to study hard enough so that they could become whatever they wanted to be and about cricket also he spoke. At the end he thanked everyone for being kind enough that they listened to him.

All the students, teachers and the dignitaries clapped for him and suddenly he cried a bit

He-“These are the tears of happiness. For I could finish my speech, conclude it and a round of applause has been given to me.”

Seeing his hysterics the children were bit confused as to this man was sane or not. Once a big cricketer, now seemed as if he wasn’t sure with and off himself.

But the teachers who were his fans, didn’t mind him and they all rushed for his autographs and selfies, just before he was about to leave the school.

After he went away, all the students were discussing and laughing about him,that maybe he was a nut case, but one of the students who was standing at the front, said-“I noticed that his shoelaces were untied. Maybe for being a big man, he was unable to tie his shoelaces, so he was laughing. After all a cricketer must know how to tie his shoelaces.”

Such chief guests are often more than required. But they have another side too, which shows despite being big in life, often life remains a 9 to 5 job for them. Anything out of that and they start squirming. Plus sometimes they act as weirdos despite being normal and having everything possible in life. Adios!