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Phew! What a Pineapple Pie!

During our last sojourn to the nearby city mall, we i.e. ma and me had two pineapple pies each.It was funny and we had it for lunch and dinner.

What had happened, was that we were very hungry.It was afternoon and all restaurants were shut. Out of all the food shops open, we found a shop open which was selling pies.

I told ma to sit down at the table and went to order for some pies.That shop was selling almost ten types of pies and whatnot.I selected four pineapple pies and paid the man and also bought two lime soda drinks for us.

While placing the order he said to me-“sir, you have ordered for four large pineapple pies.”

I-“Yes”

He told me -“sir, it would take ten minutes for the first-two pies to get ready.They are being baked.”

I-“What about the other two?”

The shopowner-“They will take another twenty minutes”.

I-“Don’t you have anything readymade?”

Him-“No sir,you have selected four large pies and those pies take time to bake.”

Me-“How much big will those pies be”?

In reply to my question, he got up and went inside the kitchen.

Five minutes had gone by and still he had not returned. There was another guy on the counter.I asked him -“can you please tell me, that how big is a large pineapple pie?”

He replied-“Sir, wait for two minutes.My colleague will be bringing them in two minutes.”

In between ma asked me that what was going on. I told her that the pies are getting baked and they would be take nearly five more minutes to get ready.

When I returned to the counter, the man who had taken my order had still not come back and it seemed that his colleague had also gone into the kitchen at the back.

Two minutes passed by, still nobody came.Once or twice they would glance outside through the kitchen glass. I thought that it was better to sit at the table than keep on standing there like a fool.

I was nearly halfway to the table, when that guy called out-“Sir!”.

I looked back and saw them holding two plates of simmering hot freshly creamed pineapple pie with a cherry on top of it.

While the pie was extremely delicious looking, it was on the other hand quite big and large, nearly the size of a medium pizza and thrice as stuffed.

I took the plates one in each hand and went to our table on seeing the pies, ma asked-“how many have you ordered for?”

I replied-“Four”.

Ma-“Immediately go and cancel the rest of the two”.

Me-“Yes,Ma.”

I went to the counter and told them to cancel the pie.

the person at the counter-“Sir the order cannot be cancelled.”

I-“Then parcel it.”

He-“Sir we do not parcel or pack pineapple pies.”

Luckily that day ma had brought two tiffin boxes for buying eggs.Eggs in their lose packing often get broken while being taken home,so ma had brought the boxes.

Even before they could serve us with the rest two other pies, we were struggling to finish up the ones which we were eating.

After stuffily filling ourselves up,ma packed those pies into the tiffin boxes and we went home without buying eggs.

Never ever in my life had I such pineapple pies, but those beautiful pies were really beautiful and nice to eat.Those lime sodas which we had ordered for, helped us eat and digest the pie.Without the soda we couldn’t have gone through even half of the pie.

Happy eating.

Adios!

Kale Fry with shredded cheese,hazel nuts, blueberries and honey.
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Kale Fry with Shredded Cheddar Cheese,Hazel Nuts, Raspberries,Blueberries and Honey.

Take a bowl full of kale leaves.They generally come in a bunch but remove the stem and use the leaves after washing them in cold water.

Take a pan.In it pour four tablespoons olive oil and let the oil heat.
When the oil heats up, add the kale leaves into it and fry those leaves for about three to four minutes.

As soon as the leaves start getting a bit crisp and start changing the colour, add a pinch of salt.Then simmer the heat.

Give it a stir.

Then squeeze one lemon nicely in it and half tablespoon cumin seeds and the same amount of black mustard seeds and let the leaves fry.

The leaves would be getting crisp by now.

Then shred two layers cheddar cheese into it or you can use shredded cheddar cheese.

As soon as the cheese melts, give the whole mixture a stir and with soft hands layer it up with honey.To make it more palatable you can add crushed hazel nuts and few raspberries and blue berries over it.

To garnish it you can use a mustard or a cheese dip, so that it becomes more soothing for the tongue.

Your fried kale leave leaves with shredded cheddar cheese, hazel nuts,raspberries,blueberries and honey is ready.

Adios!

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Friendship Day.

Wish you all a happy friendship day.Yaa hoo! But do tell me this-is it really happy friendship day without your true friend or friends being with you?

“A friend in need is a friend indeed”.This saying we have learnt throughout our childhood. Many a times life presents such situations where friends and friendships are tested to its core. A superficial friend or an advantageous friend will often try to skip out of the friendship, the moment he or she feels the ship is sinking. An outreaching hand is what is needed to keep the tumultuous ship in balance. A phone call, a simple beck that -“my dear friend do not worry, I am there with you and for you” will dissolve all sadness, doubts and anger.That’s what keeps the friendship going. When time comes, the person who stands with you as strong as a pillar and as sticky as cement and firm as a country’s border, know him to be your true friend, even if he doesn’t appear to be one.

You will see that most of the friends filter away with time and in search of money. There are many who don’t give credit to your help and then there are some who make fools out of way. But one in ten or one in twenty shall stand out to be your true friend.

Many who show solidarity and help us along are seen and felt as true friends, but in majority of the cases, one can find that they were doing so to keep their ship from sinking or for a general help out.

The friendship band has become a farce and so are the friendship cards. Out of ten friendship cards bought, maybe only one find it’s true purpose or maybe none will.At the end of the day one can find lying in the dust bins or with scrap dealers.

The selfies taken on this day are a bigger fake than the bands and the cards, but the selfie which the heart captures and stores for the rest of the life are not at all fake.

Out of all the friends we call true, our parents, our guides and our dear own God The Friendliest are our very highest, very best and very-very-very truest friends in our life.

Mother and father are the best friends gifted by God to a person.Even if you go to the deepest depths of the earth or to the highest highs of the sky, you can find none else.

So happy friendship day and “feliz” friendliest day.

Be happy with your own self and with the gifts that God has given you.

Adios!

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Ant’s “SAD” Story.

An ant is telling it’s sad story.Being an ant is not easy. First of all there is no such thing as free lunch for ants. That’s only for the “big bosses” who work without doing any work. Only they get to sleep and eat, while rest of the ants carry out the whole responsibility of searching and bringing food to the table and even while we are carrying such heavy loads on our backs, the big feet of a human being often comes close enough and it is enough to squash a whole colony of ours. Then again I have to take rebirth as an ant so-so-so-so many times and even after that there is no respite. Who knows? I may again have to take rebirth as a flower and then again be plucked by a human, to be used as a decorating object. OOf! there is not a single moment’s break. Now I have  to again carry those big sugar crystals to our main godown where they shall be stored for times when food is scarce. Then whole community of ants will come together and have a huge discussion on our daily quota of having the food and then our bosses without taking us into confidence, will again reassign us to different divisions to go out and look for food while they eat and sleep.

It’s a tiring and hardworking life for an ant. Even humans know that we carry nearly twenty times the weight as compared with our own body weights and and even after that we hardly get our due compensation. Me and my friends are a tight group and we look out for each other.Yesterday was friendship day and we all tied friendship bands to each other and solemnly promised to be friends for life and ever after.

Phew! that wasn’t hard.Was it? See here I go taking another crystal of sugar to my destination.Bye-Bye.

WHO KNOWS? MAYBE GOD WILL GRACE ME AND I SHALL BE BORN AS A HUMAN BEING.

Adios!

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Warm Cookies with Sweet Milk.

Yesterday evening was dull.I was looking out of the window,watching the August rain,which was raining mercilessly on the streets outside.When it rains too much without a break, then everything becomes muddy and there is water everywhere. So,while I was looking at those getting wet in the rain, I was yawning incessantly.

Suddenly ma came into the room with a tray full of warm cookies and a glass of milk.

In a jiffy my yawning vanished and I sat down on the bed to have those warm cookies with the milk.

First I took a big gulp of the milk and found out that it was sweet milk.Ma had sweetened it. My throat started feeling more thirsty and before ma could point out that the cookies were still unfinished,I had gulped down nearly three fourth of it.I had a hard time dipping those round and fat cookies into the glass of milk.Those cookies could barely touch the milk in the glass.I could have broken the cookies into two, but I didn’t as by breaking the cookies, the warm liquidy stuff inside the cookies comes out and its taste changes.Suddenly ma again brought a hot jar containing the hot milk and added milk to my glass.Now I could dip those cookies.Hip!Hip!Hooray! Three cheers for ma.

While crunchily eating those cookies I took a glance once or twice outside and I shook my head at the rainy situation outside.This time I took my own sweet time to complete the glass of milk and after having the whole lot of it, I let out a big belch.After nearly thirty minutes,I went to sleep under my cozy blanket where I dreamed that ma was making more and more cookies and I was having them one by on and after having one of each variety, I packed them up tightly in air tight containers, where they would be safely kept for future consumption.Ah! if such dreams came true.

Happy Eating.

Adios!