A Pie For Dinner.

A big pineapple-vanilla cream pie.

Ain’t it sufficient for dinner?

Dinner must be light,

So say the old people,

But it shouldn’t so light that one flies up in the air.

A pie for dinner is a brilliant plan.

It’s like wearing a tie to a seminar.

So have a pineapple-vanilla cream for dinner,

While thinking that isn’t God the most merciful.

Hadn’t it been his mercy,

Would pies had been invented?

Adios!