A big pineapple-vanilla cream pie.
Ain’t it sufficient for dinner?
Dinner must be light,
So say the old people,
But it shouldn’t so light that one flies up in the air.
A pie for dinner is a brilliant plan.
It’s like wearing a tie to a seminar.
So have a pineapple-vanilla cream for dinner,
While thinking that isn’t God the most merciful.
Hadn’t it been his mercy,
Would pies had been invented?