A pitcher full of water,
Started singing aloud to the water bottle,
“La, la,hm, hm, I am a pitcher,
Mighty and glorious,
I provide cool water to all,
If I drink it first,
I am there in every household,
Ha, ha, he, he,
Oh water bottle!
You are a tributary of my worthiness,
I am the great water containing pitcher,
Which gives lifeline to all,
Ha, ha, he, he, ho, ho,
Sing, sing, sing,
Feel the coolness with my bling.”
The water bottle heard the song patiently,
And lulled itself to sleep.
The pitcher kept on rocking and singing,
Till it got tired,
And went back to sleep.