Most Mad Days

Most mad days,

Do you eat your hair?

Do you comb your teeth?

Do you hear novels?

Do you drive with your legs?

Most mad days,

Do you roast your bosses’ order?

Do you sleep upon concrete?

Do you think why I haven’t paid my taxes?

Do you fly in a train?

Most mad days,

Can you see with your nose?

Can you write with your back?

Can you juggle with your eyebrows?

Can you sing an opera?

If you can’t do most of these things,

Then your day ain’t mad.


You need to check into loony asylum.

Be very very careful.


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