Sorry is itself Sorry.
For being invented.
It says “Forgive me. I had no intention of being invented.
I don’t know who invented me.
I am so much in use,
That I have lost my identity.
I am about to visit a dentist,
So that he can see how sorry I am.
Please, forgive me.
Don’t use me anymore.
Say pardon, say anything.
But don’t use my name.
I am really, really,
Truly, very, very sorry.
Adios!
Excellent.