A captain’s
moustache is round at the end.
It is so
well maintained that,
Everytime,
he grows it a big nice loop is formed.
A captain’s
moustache is his pride and honour.
The more he
talks,
The more it
quivers.
A captain’s
moustache,
Is oiled
regularly,
To the tip.
As soon as
he gets up in the morning,
He treats
it like a small baby.
The
moustache is his happiness,
His love,
Which is
always with him.
Anyone who
daresay,
A word
against shall face,
The heaviest
and the strictest action,
Existent
within him.
He is the
head of the ship or the plane.
And he
commands respect.
And with it
so does his moustache.
One can
even earn an extra point or two,
If he or
she gives an extra salute to the moustache.
If you meet
such a captain,
Be sure
that you don’t smile at his moustache,
Otherwise,
the glare would be enough to make you wear your stylish sunglasses ASAP.
Adios!